WizQ: 2011

Monday, March 7, 2011

baap of all questions!

Give funda for the pic. What is the significance of this watch and the time its showing??

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

'Angels with filthy souls' is a fictional gangster film made specifically for a real film, X. The only shown part of it in X is when a man named "Snakes" appears and demands 10% from "Johnny"; but Johnny ends up shooting him. After the success of the main film X, the producers decided to shoot another fictional film called 'Angels with even filthier souls' to be used in the sequel of X. This ones also has the character "Johnny" in conversation with "Susie".
Here's the scene for Angels with even filthier souls shot for X2.
Johnny: Hold it right there!
Susie: It's me, Johnny.
Johnny: I knew it was you. I could smell ya gettin' off the elevator!
Susie: It's gardenias, Johnny. Your favorite.
Johnny: You was here last night too, wasn't ya?
Susie: I was singin' at the Blue Monkey last night.
Johnny: You was here...and you was smoochin' with my brother!
Susie: That's a dirty, rotten lie, Johnny.
Johnny: Don't gimme that. You been smoochin' with everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff... I could go on forever, baby!
Susie: You've got me all wrong!
Johnny: All right. I believe ya. (extracts his Tommy Gun) But my Tommy Gun don't!
Susie: Johnny! You're the only duck in my pond!
Johnny: Get down on your knees and tell me ya love me.
Susie: Baby! I'm over the moon for ya!
Johnny: Ya gotta do better than that!
Susie: If my love was an ocean, Lindy'd have to take 2 airplanes to get across it!
Johnny: Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe ya. That's why I'm gonna let ya go. I'm gonna give ya 'til the count of 3 to get your lousy, lyin', low-down 4-flushin' carcass out my door! 1... 2...
(Johnny shoots Susie while laughing maniacally, as usual)
Johnny: 3! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal! (quickly shoots repeatedly) And a Happy New Year. (shoots once more)

(Hope u understood the question..Dont google, I have interesting hints too)

Q56 - HA! HA! HA! HA!

X jokes first appeared in the United States in 1962. They were first recorded in the Summer of 1962 in Texas, and gradually spread across the U.S., reaching California in January/February 1963. By July 1963, X jokes were ubiquitous and could be found in newspaper columns, and in TIME and Seventeen magazines, with millions of people working to construct more jokes according to the same formula
Both X jokes and Tom Swifties were in vogue in 1963, and were reported in the U.S. national press. Whilst the appeal of Tom Swifties was to literate adults, and gradually faded over subsequent decades, the appeal of X jokes was mainly to children, and has lasted. X jokes began circulation primarily amongst schoolchildren, and have been discovered afresh by subsequent generations of children, remaining, in Isaac Asimov's words "favorites of youngsters and of unsophisticated adults".
Asimov discusses one particular X joke that he states is notable for the exceptional sophistication of its humour. The joke was told in the aftermath of the murder of Lee Harvey Oswald by Jack Ruby, who had walked into Dallas police headquarters carrying a gun, and, in Asimov's words, whilst still maintaining the absurdity necessary for X jokes "carried a quick overtone of chill rationality":
Q: What did the Dallas chief of police say when the X walked into the police station?
A: Nothing! He didn't notice.
X jokes rely upon absurdity and incongruity for their humour, and a contrast with the normal presumptions of knowledge about Xs. They rely upon absurdist reasoning such as that the only way to detect an X in one's bathtub or in one's refrigerator is by the smell of its breath, or by the presence of footprints in the butter; such as that an X would be found dressed in a nun's habit; or such as that an X could climb a cherry tree, that an X would paint its toenails, and that simply painting its toenails in turn would be sufficient in order to camouflage it!!

Q55 - Who's he/she??

We must be aware of the superiority of our civilization, a system that has guaranteed well-being, respect for human rights and - in contrast with Islamic countries - respect for religious and political rights, a system that has as its value understanding of diversity and tolerance ... The West will continue to conquer peoples, even if it means a confrontation with another civilization, Islam, firmly entrenched where it was 1,400 years ago.
- As a response to the 9/11 Terrorist attacks in WTC

I have X citizens in too good consideration to think that there are so many voting assholes (literally: "coglioni", rude word for testicles) around which could vote against their own interests. I apologize for the rude but effective language
- On Xians

Hint : I love this person for who he/she is!!..hehe..

Monday, February 7, 2011

Q54 - 1 Picture is enough

Only 1 picture is enough.... but anyways, tell the connect.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Q53 - A simple connect

What do these three gentlemen have in common ??

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Q52 - Current affairs connect

Q51 - Very easy connect...

now tat dixie has hit a half century lets give the forum some rest with some easy questions :)

connect the three and id the fourth pic thats missing ???

Monday, January 31, 2011

On Reaching 50 Questions

WizQ is 21 days and 50 questions old today!!! With about 2000 page views, our growth can surely be termed positive. We would be looking for more fun on the run and take this blog to major heights.

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